Always Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth

Synopsis
An American-born princess wants a non-VIP American PTA member to accompany her to various events. Meanwhile, someone is trying to kill her.

Memorable Quotes
Billy: [The princess] has requested a tour of one of our schools, and not by some VIP, but an average PTA mother.

Francine: Well, I suppose I could frump it up a bit and play the part.

Lee: Nope, I think Billy has someone a little frumpier in mind.

Amanda: I think out of my entire graduating class I am the only one of us to go on and become a spy. Of course, I suppose if there were any others I wouldn't know about it...

Amanda: Does Princess Di talk like that?

Amanda: She thinks you're cute.

Lee: I am cute.

Amanda: Not that cute.

Comments
This episode marks the return of Amanda's station wagon after its accident in The First Time.